Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects. Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl. Bunty: Then what's the problem? Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees!
Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu? Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting. Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me!
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao. Bunty: Alia Bhatt. Teacher: Get out of the Class. Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs. Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework!
Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.